I have noticed there are no clocks in medical waiting rooms because the organizations prefer you didn’t take notice of how long you had to wait to be seen. Um, medical world, we all have cell phones with a clock! Thank you. I needed to vent.
I’m fortunate enough to have only waited for long periods of time on a couple of occasions. Still, I didn’t like it. Once I was waiting in the emergency room because I had a deep cut on a finger. Suddenly they took someone ahead of me. I was furious and let them know about it.
Sure they brought her in on a gurney from an ambulance and in excruciating pain because of her contractions, but she already waited nine months. What’s another measly half hour? I was there first! I’m sorry to sound so callous and mean but it should be first come first served.
Wait a minute, I was actually referring to the DMV, my finger was fine and there was no pregnant woman. I think we established yesterday that I’m crazy, so I can’t be held accountable for this mistake. I’m going to take my meds now and go back to bed.
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If it does happen, wrap an entire bed sheet about your finger and sit there stoically.
If nothing else it should get you a few laughs that Don Martin would have proud of.
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