I’m Going To Live Forever!!!!!

I’m so afraid that my stomach will one day just simply reject what I send it. It will be completely wiped out by trying to turn what I give it into healthy nutrition. I don’t deal with rejection well. 

I’m the first to admit that I haven’t kept my commitment to eat healthy all of my life. Far from it. I have only eaten healthy meals when I’ve been married, and some of those were laced with rat poison. On my own I’m a junk food junkie with no regard to my health at all. Staving off hunger pangs with double cheese burgers or hotdogs is not exactly the best solution. 

But I love it! Other than Vegans and vegetarians, who doesn’t love a great big juicy cheeseburger? Fries? Onion rings? C’mon man. How can I be expected to go without? There might be a great compromise soon. There is a company called “Impossible Burger” that makes an all vegetable concoction that looks, feels and tastes just like a great burger patty. Seriously!

How cool would that be? Wahlburgers is going to have them on their gourmet burger menu. A regular veggie burger just doesn’t cut it for me. Bocca Burgers are about the best option at the moment. I like them. Or perhaps a lettuce wrapped burger. Those are good. 

I don’t know. I’ve put so much junk into my system so far I think the preservatives might keep me going for decades. In fact, I now know exactly what I’m going to do. I’m only going to eat twinkies and spam from now on. I’ll live for hundreds of years! Sweet!

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