I See Alive People… I Think!

Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa and DB Cooper all live with me. We talk about all sorts of things. Their adventures, and what it’s like living on the run. I can’t hear or see them, but we have so much fun. 

I think that the search teams on the TV show “The Hunted” should really show they’re good by tracking down people who have been missing. They should be able to do it. They have all of the latest gear to track people down, so why not?

I just dont think they’re all that good. I sent them an e-mail and told them I was disappearing. I’ve been hiding out in… OK, I really can’t say but its been weeks. I’m kicking their tail. I’m able to write this on Facebook because I connected my iPhone to a potato. Those spuds are amazing! So far, I’ve seen no helicopters or drones so I’m OK. I should probably let Heather where I am because I didn’t tell het I was going to do this.

I have an idea with regard to the TV show. How about not doing the show and catch some real crooks??? It seems like fraud, waste and abuse using all of that high Tech equipment and experience from three top notch teams to be catching innocent people. Maybe the ratings are good, but we’re not putting crooks away with this equipment and talent.

In the meantime, I’m out here freezing my tail off (that’s actually a good thing because it needed to come off anyway) waiting for them to find me. Ha! I’ve out smarted them! I win! The only problem is I forgot to turn on my GPS, so I have no idea where I am. I guess I’ll have to call 911 and let Search and Rescue find me and return home. I know it will cost quite a bit but when I get my $250K for winning, it will all be OK.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I see a bear. Hey, you don’t think those guys would use a bear sit, do you? I’m going to check it out.

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