I’m Not a Pig!!!

At my wife’s company Christmas party last year, I was really hungry. I didn’t get a chance to eat all day, so I hit the buffet pretty hard. My wife said, “Aren’t you embarrassed? You’ve been to the buffet four times”! I said, “Nope, I just tell people I’m getting food for you”.

No one wants to be “that person” constantly going back to the buffet table. That’s why I take disguises with me. I have the Groucho Marx glasses with the glasses, nose, mustache and big eye brows.

I also have a rubber Richard Nixon mask, a Mardi Gras outfit, a Halloween costume and a clown suit because no one messes with clowns. My best, though, was talking to a guy Heather works with and getting a mold of his face so I could create a rubber mask and look just like him. That was awesome because not only did I go to the buffet several times, but people also thought Heather was having a fling with this guy since we were sitting together.

I performed at hundreds of corporate events over the years. Someone people are bored to tears expecting to have some blowhard talk about how great the company is doing and then the buffet and a band playing following a lame raffle. No one wants to dance so they just go home. Ah, but add a good comedian to the mix and now you’ve got a party!

So, if you are the unfortunate person who plans these parties, consider bringing in a good, HR friendly Comedian. Your guests will have a blast! Well the guy who everyone thinks is having an affair with Heather probably won’t have much fun for a long time. Heh, heh, heh.

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