I’m A Gemini… WHAT???

My birthday is June 2nd, so I’ve always clearly been a Gemini. Split personality, schizophrenic, and those are my best qualities. I’ve been duped! We’ve all been duped! Now, to relieve the pressure of an all out panic, NASA has changed it’s mind and we’re all supposed to go back to our original sign. Too late.


Now they said I’m Taurus, the Bull. I might be full of bull, but that’s about where it ends.


Are you kidding me? Practical? I have come up with some of the craziest ideas the world has known and none of them worked. Stable? Seriously, I’ve had so many jobs and moved so many times. I’m about as unstable as the middle East. Plus, I’m a comedian! How stable can I be?


I’m supposed to like gardening. I do, as long as someone else is doing it. I know people who love gardening and are very good at it. I’ll live that part of my life vicariously through them.


I’m supposed to dislike sudden changes. I love sudden changes! I get bored very easily. Bring on the changes! It’s a really good thing I couldn’t care less about these signs or what they’re supposed to mean. I’ve never followed a horoscope anyway. I know a few people who are really freaked out.

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