That’s Just Stupid!!!

Someone said, “A watched pot never boils”. Well this morning I boiled some eggs. I watched the pot until the water boiled. Another stupid metaphorical saying proved wrong. You’re welcome.

I love stupid or really funny quotes. Here are some good ones:

“A penny saved is a penny earned”. ~Ben Franklin

Nobody uses pennies anymore and I’m not going to work for only a penny. 

He also said, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”. I say that he was a workaholic who never utilized the late night, peaceful hours. Plus, they didn’t have Netflix back then. Also, let’s not forget the dude was hit by lightening.

Here are some funny favorites:

  • “I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am”.
  • “I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder..”
  • “When I was a kid, I asked my Mom if I was gifted. She said, ‘Well, we certainly wouldn’t have paid for you'”.
  • “You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep”.
  • “Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…”
  • “Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something”.
  • “You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant”.

I guess that’s enough for today. I hope it made your day a little better!

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2 thoughts on “That’s Just Stupid!!!

  1. Nice!
    The one I still puzzle over is ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it,’; I don’t care how many sophisticated explanations there are, it still sounds stupid.

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