I love the fall season. Especially sitting outside and watching the thunderstorms roll in. It’s so beautiful, unless you get hit by the lightening. Then it’s not nearly as much fun.

One estimate is that 24,000 people are killed by lightning strikes around the world each year, and a whopping 250,000 are injured. Seriously? I had no idea that many people were impacted by lightening. So I guess its true. You have a better chance of getting hit by lightening than winning the lottery.

But what if the lightening supercharged you with enough electricity to cause jackpots to go off in a casino? In that case, I say skip the hospital. Have the ambulance take you directly to the closest gambling establishment. After you win big, then you can go to the hospital. At least that way you will be able to afford the medical bills.

If any employees comes to get you for cheating, simply touch them. It would probably have the same effect as a taser. Go directly to the cashier and then get to the nearest hospital, stat! 

Or skip the hospital altogether and use your new power to fight crime. You would need to wear some sort of head gear. Not to hide your identity, but because your hair will always stick up straight no matter how you try to style it. Or you could always go for the mohawk.

I don’t know which I would rather do but after writing this, I think from now on I’ll enjoy God’s light show indoors.

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