I’m Ugly!!

If I had a nickel for every time someone said, “That’s a good looking guy”, I’d have fifty cents!

I could do a lot with 50 cents. I could feed two hungry children, give it to a beggar on the street corner, give 7 cents to each of my seven grandkids and keep the extra penny. After all, a penny saved is a penny earned, right? 

Yes, and if I saved a penny every day for the rest of my days, which will be exactly 7,467 days from now, I will have saved $74.67! My last words will be, “I can’t get this pilot light back on”! I have premonitions like this a lot and I’m never wrong. 

Last Monday, for example, I had a very strong feeling that the following day would be Tuesday, and it was!! Recently, I was listening to a San Francisco Giants game. They were only ahead 10-0 heading into the ninth inning. I predicted right then that they would win – and they did!

I’m getting something right now! I predict that Donald Trump will say something disparaging about Hillary Clinton sometime this week. Watch for it. Sometimes this gift can be exhausting, but I feel I owe it to the world to share it with as many people as I possibly can. 

God-given talents like mine should never be wasted. I learned that from evangelist Benny Hinn, who told me on TV that one of my gifts was giving and to send him a check immediately so his ministry could survive. 

I’m glad I could help him. In fact, I hear that he is doing so well that he built an eight million dollar home on the beach! I know! And to think that I helped! Wow. What an honor.

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