In high school, I had a teacher who was particularly tough. Mrs.Beck gave me a tough grade on a project that I thought was unfair. It was around Valentine’s Day so I got her a nice box of chocolates, thinking she might change her mind.
I loved high school. Absolutely loved it! I didn’t get good enough grades to get into college, but I had enough classes anyway. That’s not the part I liked. It was all of my friends. I loved hanging out with them. I still do, even if its only on Facebook.
I do my best to try and be funny, just like in high school because making my friends laugh was the best part for me. I got into some pretty deep trouble at times, but always seemed to talk my way out of it. When I was driving, I did the same thing and it worked quite well. Everyone likes a good joke.
My Buddy, Chris Mings, just paid me a great compliment. I’m happy that he still finds me funny. My dying words will be one of the funniest Henny Young jokes. “I never lend money to my brother-in-law. It gives him amnesia”.
Now that I’m retired, I think I’m going to start my good material on here. Before I retired I rarely did that because a few comedians who are too lazy to write their own material steal from other comics. Not cool.
This morning I ran out of Total so I had to eat 13 bowls of Shredded Wheat. That’s a lot of fiber.