Note to self. If you’re hooked up with either Beyoncé or Carrie Underwood, don’t cheat!!
Beyoncé has just release a new song and video called “Lemonade” shows the Queen of Pop gleefully smashing dozens of cars and other objects to smithereens with a baseball bat. She has a better batting average than Buster Bosey.
You can’t just destroy someone’s vehicle with any given tool and get away with it. I’m fortunate that I never had it happened to me. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t a cheater but I sure did make a lot of women pretty angry.
Sometimes the anger was deserved, but most times it was just a breakup instigated by me. I’m very happy I don’t have to worry about that junk now. I love my wife and would never break up with her and I know she’s faithful.