Two Engineers Walk In Two A Bar…

The manager said to one of two applicants and said, “Thank you for your interest, you each missed the same question but we’ve decided on the other applicant.” The guy said, “Why? That’s not fair”! “Simple, the other engineer put down on question number five, ‘I don’t know,’ you put down, ‘neither do I’.”

    

This is my first blog back after the knee replacement surgery. Why? Because writing and oxycodone do not seem to mix well. Like oil and water, Shaquille O’Neil and Kobe Bryant. Like cauliflower and ANYTHING!!!

  
I attempted to write several blogs, and would fall asleep. When I was awakened by a SWAT Team who was now convinced that I was holding hostages because I had failed to respond to their phone calls. I needed rest and set the phone on airplane mode, which apparently triggers an automatic swarm and kill mode.

  
Fortunately no one was injured and the only thing that came out of whole thing is that I am no longer able to use any transmissions no matter what kind or circumstances. 

  
Ha! In your face, Feds! I just finished this blog on my phone and they don’t even know that I’m using it! Suckers. Well, hang on, there’s someone banging on the door like there’s no tomorrow, so I need to check it out…

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