A guy called his wife and said his boss had asked him to go on a fishing trip. He asked her to put some clothes in a suitcase together and not to forget his silk pajamas. When he returned, he told her about all of the fish he caught and wondered why she didn’t pack those pajamas. She said, “I did. I put them in your tackle box”. Uh oh.
You can’t trick a woman’s intuitive skill. I have no idea how they do it, I just know that they normally do. They pay close attention to nearly everything we do and if the is any change, she’ll catch it.
Even the most careful man in the world will get caught doing something he’s not supposed to be doing. I’m not talking about cheating on her. I’m talking about going out to lunch instead of eating the one that she lovingly prepared for you.
One of my problems is eating too much of the wrong stuff. Every time I stopped to get gas, I somehow ended up at the convenience store that sold the best hot dogs. I actually though I could fool my wife wife. Sometimes she wasn’t so mad that I got one, she was angry that I didn’t bring one home for her.
It was a trap. The next time I bought one for her too. She said she didn’t want the hot dog, she just wanted me to know that she knew. It’s not just me, either. The next time you stop at one of these stores, watch the number of married men buying junk food.
I can’t tell you how many times I got busted. Fortunately I no longer drive, so it rarely happens. Rarely? Yes. She’ll know when she gets home from work that you ate half a bag of doritos. Don’t hide it. Don’t fight it. Just accept the fact that it happens and life will be so much better for you. I promise.
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