Love Bites!!

A guy was in a cemetery kneeling over a grave. He was crying and yelling, “Why did you have to die? Why”? A woman tried to comfort him. She asked the man for whom he was grieving. The guy said, “My wife’s first husband”!

You know I make a lot of jokes about marriage. Some say that I go too far while others realize that I was a stand up comic for nearly 30 years and relationships were a pretty big chunk of my act. 


The truth is I love being married and I love my wife. Granted, she is my fourth but sometimes you just need a little trial and error to get it right. I was merely practicing with the other ones in preparation for the real deal. How do I know?


After nearly 18 years of marriage to my wife, she wrote a hard bound book filled with many pages with all of the reasons why she loves me. Wow! What an amazing woman. It gets even better when I know that it is difficult for her to speak the warm fuzzies. Her family never did so its uncomfortable for her. 


Now I can read it anytime I might feel down, angry or if I’m just having a bad day. I think it’s the best gift I have ever received. There were so many things in the book that I thought she never realized or appreciated. It was overwhelming. 

It caught me completely off guard and I read the entire book and yes, there are more than one page and no, they weren’t all blank. The only confusing part was it had the name Dan throughout, but I’m pretty sure it was just 43 typos.   

I kid. So for all of the times I became frustrated because I didn’t hear words I wanted to hear, those times were instantly gone. What a great feeling to really know you are loved by by your spouse. 

See you tomorrow. 

My new Stand Up Comedy DVD is now available! Get yours today! Ask me how! It’s clean, very funny and gluten free!


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