I would love to be on “Survivor”. I could help around camp but that’s about it. I would be horrible at challenges and would absolutely be a liability for any tribe. I would tell jokes and make people laugh at camp and always reply to anything the most obnoxious person on the tribe said with, “Your Mama” again and again until they completely lose it and get voted off.
I think there should be a new Survivor. 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either music or dance lessons. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his own kids, keep his assigned house clean, help with homework, complete science projects cook and do laundry.
The guys can only watch the one tv provided and only when the kids are asleep. There is no remote. The guys have to shave their legs and wear makeup applied either while driving or while making four lunches.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3 am; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off based on performance. The winner gets to go back to his job.
Can you imagine? Moms are amazing people. How they get everything done is a complete mystery. I would snap. I’m sure of it. They would find me at McDonald’s on the floor in the fetal position mumbling “All day breakfast” continually.