At work, page yourself over the intercom without disguise your voice. Always wear the exact same outfit one day after your boss does, even if your the opposite gender. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. When asked to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.” End every sentence with “in accordance to the prophecy.” Always say that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
I love pranks even if they are pulled on me. They need to be creative though, otherwise they’re just a dud. A complete waste of the time your company is paying you good money to prepare.
The ones mentioned at the top of the blog are awesome. They make you look like a complete moron if you don’t want to deal with you. Another is to place a “will be back clock sign” on to your cubicle that says you’ll be back at five when your shift ends.
I had a boss who was giving me my annual review from one to five, with five being the best. He gave me a two, which meant that there was no raise and they were going to watch me like a hawk for the entire year. I had to take a walk outside for a couple of minutes to try to processes this before signing the deal.
When I returned, I was ready to sign and then work harder the following year and get my raise. When I returned there was a completely different document on my desk with a four ranking, which meant my work excellent and I received an excellent raise. I never messed with him again
See you tomorrow.
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