I Couldn’t Resist!!

I normally don’t post things like this, but it made me laugh so here goes. Understanding of computer terms in the Deep South. 

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’ the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gettin’ home in the winter time.

PROMPT: What the mail ain’t in the winter time.

WINDOWS: What to shut when it’s cold outside.

SCREEN: What to shut when it’s black fly season.

BYTE: What them dang flies do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: What’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives.

MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.

MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole.

MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

ENTER: Northerner talk fer “c’mon in, y’all”.

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can’t ‘member what ya paid fer the rifle. 

Call me a hater or whatever. This stuff is funny. 

See you tomorrow. 

Facebook: Jerry Mabbott 

Twitter: @jmabbott

Blog: jerrymabbott.com


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