I’ve only tried pot once, and I was afraid to smoke it, so I mixed it with Rice-A-roni, the San Francisco treat! The hardest part was getting the rice out of the bong.
Parks and Recreation is one of my all time favorite shows. We binge watched all seven seasons on Netflix. Now it’s over. Bummer. But, as a tribute to the show, I will write some of my favorite lines from each character.
“He’s not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury, but that was because of my hair cut.”
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”
“Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.”
“I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That’s 65 thousand miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.”
“I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.”
“I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.”
“We all know that it is already closed season on twout. So now-I said twout instead of trout. My marbles are full of mouth today.”
“Yes, I’m a hunter… And, it’s “You” season.”
“When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.”
“You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.”
Maybe I’ll just watch them again.
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