The Results Are In!!

I’m glad I’m not a politician. I’m scared to think about what my approval rating would be.

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I don’t think I could handle being scrutinized in newspapers, magazines, television and radio all of the time. Every time I made a decision, Donald Trump, those ladies from the view and Brian Williams would all be critical, except Williams quotes would be questionable at best.

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The late night talk shows would have a blast! Being a comedian, I could get away with things our regular presidents can’t do. Like I could call Putin and tell him the missiles were launched and on their way. That would be funny. Before he could retaliate, I would tell him that I was only joking.

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Instead of the State of the Union, I could do a comedy special for all of the networks. That would be a breath of fresh air. Then all of the network guys and gals could rip into and assess my performance.

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I could get away without being PC, because I’m a comedian. Kings used to have jesters, so why not have a jester for president? I could say things like “Gas prices will continue to drop to under a dollar. Then just add three bucks for taxes.” The pres gets applause breaks when are not sincere. This time it would be serious applause.

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During press conferences, when he calls on a reporter, he could poke fun. A regular president couldn’t do that, but a comedian could. “Nice dress, who shot the couch?” Hilarious. “Great looking toupee, is it beaver?”

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See? Everyone already knows the State of the Union anyway, so why bother. Use power point and you could throw in some great slides, like the people of Wal-Mart. He could say, “Now this is something we need to fix.” it would bring the house (and the senate) down.

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So just think of possibilities. Debates would be funny, name Air Force One, “The Sky Office”.

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I’m Jerry Mabbott, and I’d appreciate your vote.

See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow! Jerry

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