Oh my God, its a Trembler!!

I think if I lived in California, and an earthquake hit, I would punch someone. It would take your mind off of the quake and then you can just say you lost your balance.

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I have tremor phobia. I think that’s a good thing. In fact, I have phobias of most harmful things. I have weird allergies, too. Like one bite by a lion would most likely kill me. No epi-pen in the world would help me. Call me a lion hater, which I’m not, but that seems to be the word of the year.

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My hands tremble, so many days it is difficult to write this blog. But, it’s therapeutic. A release of some sort. I take medicine for it, which helps most of the time.

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Having tremors really limits occupational choices. For instance, I could never be a surgeon, work on circuit boards, create jewelry.. So many. I’ll tell you what, though. I’d be a great gynecologist.

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People who know me stand clear if I have any hot beverage in my hand. Heat seems to make the tremors worse and if I start to shake, that hot liquid is going everywhere. No one is safe.

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Hey, maybe I could make milk shakes at McDonalds! They wouldn’t even need a machine! Or how about a paint mixer at Home Depot? I couldn’t be a hair stylist unless everyone wanted to be bald. Most women don’t like that.

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I’ll figure something out.
See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow! Jerry

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