Unwanted Follower!

Someone named “CIA” just started following me on Facebook, Twitter, my blog and Pinterest. Sweet! I’m on fire!

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I’ve been getting many followers on various social networks, but all four?? Very rare! I guess this Cia, (pronounced Chia, I’m guessing) really likes what I write.

Its always great to have new followers. Its kind of exciting when you get the news, either through email or the app itself. The work that you do as a blogger is finally getting some recognition. Its a good feeling, for sure.

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Just a few weeks ago, a guy named MI6 started following me, too! He’s probably named Mitch or something, but that name was already taken, so it had to be abbreviated.

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I really think people like my political views and commentary. For example, US Presidents always call for peace in the middle east, which I think is stupid because there’s nothing going on in Tennessee. Why focus our attention there when Israel and Hamas are ready to go to war? If I were President, that would get my attention.

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Also, if I were the President, I would gather up all remaining cans of Fresca in the country and give some to as many Americans as possible. Fresca used to be a very popular beverage. I’m not sure what happened, but can you imagine how great it would be to have a government agent or a soldier ring your door bell and hand you a can of FREE Fresca? Now, that would be a good day!

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I have so many more great ideas and who knows? Maybe I’ll end up at least being part of our government’s think tank. I believe I could think well inside of a tank. I could lead brainstorming sessions, especially with a white board. I’m excellent with a white board.

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Gotta go. I just received a friend request from someone named “POTUS”, whoever that is. Things just keep getting better!

See you tomorrow.

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