Suspicious Minds!

When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I think its strange how many people take knives on a date.
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If your date takes out a knife large enough to make permanent markings on a tree, it’s not really romantic. Run! Don’t stop. Run like the wind!
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Ok, perhaps I’ve watched too many episodes of “Criminal Minds”, but better safe than sorry. I doubt if the FBI will show at the last minute to save you. You will need to get to a safe place on your own.
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Be clever. Hide in plain sight. Don’t let him chase you. Wait until he’s close, then shoot the murderous marauder. Make sure you finish the job with a shot to the head, so just like in the movies, the guy won’t suddenly grab your ankle unexpectedly.
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Criminal Minds is a good show, unless you start profiling on your own and start looking for the unsub. Once, while working in a jewelry store, someone robbed another of our locations not far away. Before long, I saw the unsub in the mall. I followed them to a restaurant in the mall.
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I called the police. They showed up in force. Six squad cars. Guns drawn, they brought the people out of the restaurant and made them lay down, face down. Yes! I got ’em. They’ll rob no more. Only one problem. It wasn’t them. So, I completely terrified a family who were just trying to attempt to have a nice, family meal.
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I slipped out of the crowd which had accumlilated to see the the bogus circus, and went back to the store, very embarrassed, but unscathed by the false alarm. Following that, I gave everyone the benefit of the doubt, even if they really looked like crooks.
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Not long after that debacle, a man came into the store, carrying a bag. I helped him, even though he insisted he was just looking around. He finally left and walked down the mall and robbed a different jewelry store.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a suspicious looking character walking his dog.

See you tomorrow.

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