Last night, Heather cooked pork empanadas. We actually ate ‘Pig Latin’. We watched ‘This is Us’ last night and in the episode a woman ate a bat. A bat! I know! She was also up all night driving the porcelain bus. She and her boyfriend were in Vietnam and she wanted a taste of the … More I Ate What????
A Union President was ready to tell his son a bedtime story. He said, “Once upon a time and a half…” I know people who are ‘die hard’ (I’m not sure what Bruce Willis has to do with it) union people. They wouldn’t think of going without the safety net of a union. At the … More I Need Union Representation!!!
My brain travels at the speed of light…One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away. I think as I get older, I seem to forget where I put things, what I’ve said or written or where I’ve put things. I think as I get older, I seem to forget where I put … More Where Is My Brain????
Ladies are much more smarter than men. For example, women would never say ‘much more smarter’. That’s just poor grammar. Our wives can get us in checkmate very fast by just asking a simple question. “Does this blouse look too small?” Checkmate. Game over. In comedy, you hear phrases like that all of the time. … More Ahhhh, Checkmate!!!!
A man named Sonny Gilligan was recently shot in the back with a shotgun while sitting in his vehicle. The culprit? His dog! I know! He had his three dogs in the back seat and his shotgun was back there too. Somehow, the dog got his paw on the trigger and fired. Not surprising, after … More My Dog Shot Me!!!!
Last week I told Heather I needed to go to the doctor’s office. She asked, “Which doctor?” I said “No, just our family doctor.” I’m not sure what a witch doctor does. Do they only treat witches? Do witches even have health insurance? Glinda Care? I don’t think they make enough cash to pay for … More I Need To See A Witch Doctor!!
The phrase ‘No pun intended’ has always baffled me. A pun is a pun. If it gets a reaction, just take credit for it in your mind and move on. Maybe your intentions are good but the flow of your presentation is interrupted. Yeah, I know. Every single pun I’ve ever told has been intended. … More Yes, The Pun Was Intended!!!