I’m so disappointed. I got all excited to learn that Jerry Day is August 4th this year! I know! Then I find out that it is just to celebrate Jerry Garcia! The guy already has ice cream named after him, so they really want to rub salt in that open wound? Sure, Jerry Garcia was … More It’s Jerry Day!!!! What??? That’s Not Fair!!!!
There’s really no need for a wall to protect our borders. In fact, the real answer is so obvious and simple. Fill the line of demarcation with border collies. Duh, they’re already trained. You’re welcome. Look, I don’t think the wall is really a bad idea. We need to protect the border in some way … More Don’t Build The Wall!!!!
When I got the mail yesterday, I inadvertently put the water bill on the electric bill. Needless to say, I was shocked. (Insert rim shot) I love the fact that you can pay a set utility payment year round. I only do it for electricity because I use an electric fireplace in the winter and … More That’s Shocking!!!!
I have so many seizures that I got a job at Home Depot mixing paint. Anyone with a chronic condition must be able to laugh about it once in a while or it will get to you. My condition causes short term memory loss. Every time we pick out a movie to watch, I pick … More I Got The Job!!!!
I’m certain I’m being followed. Every time I turn around I see someone in the shadows. I called the cops, but they refused to even check it out. Hey, just because they’re my dogs doesn’t mean it doesn’t freak me out. Don’t get me wrong, I love our dogs. It’s just that I can’t begin … More They’re Tracking Me!!!!!
Yesterday I found a $20 bill in the parking lot at my doctor’s office. I took it inside and gave it to the person behind the desk. When I saw the doctor, he told me I have scruples. I knew it! probably got it from handling the money. I wonder how many people are turning … More Noooooooo!! I Have What????
This year, we have broken our Christmas Tree tradition and actually took the tree down before August. I love Christmas trees. That’s not unusual in itself, but we normally don’t take it down until far into the new year. Obviously, we have an artificial tree. We tried it once with a natural tree but in … More Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum…