A friend of mine was getting married. His Dad sent him a text: “Son, today is a day you will treasure your whole life. My best love and good wishes. Love, Dad.” My friend texts back: “Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn’t until tomorrow.” His Dad replied “I know.” People either love weddings or hate … More My Wedding Day? Yikes!!!
Due to the recent incidents involving the toppling of statues, the NFL has now banned the Statue of Liberty play. Our world has gone insane. Some are fighting for free speech by violently protesting those who don’t agree with them. That is nuts! I think debates are great forums for exchanging opinions, thoughts and possible … More I’ve Been Deceived!!!!
The DJ said, “Tons of snow today. Park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street.” The husband did it. Two days later the DJ said, “More snow today. Park on the even-numbered side.” The next day the DJ said “More snow!” but just then the radio died. Josh said, “What are we supposed … More Its Snowing!!!
I got carded last night! What a great compliment at my age. Ok, technically it was a traffic stop but it was a female cop and I'm pretty sure she was into me. She even asked me for my autograph at the bottom of her little scrapbook. She even introduced me to her dog. Yep, … More The Fountain of Youth!!!!
When I think about all of the crazy things I've done in my life, I would have to say the craziest was the time that I climbed Mt. View Hill. I know! No training in climbing at all. I just went out one day and climbed right up that five foot section of grass. I … More I Didn’t Fall!!!
Yesterday, we went to a campground for some roasted hotdogs, a fire and relaxing atmosphere. Within five minutes of arriving, I was stung by a bee. I know about the bee problem and how we should never kill them but as they say in Texas, "He needed killin'." Bees are wonderful creatures so long as … More I Love the Mountains! Um, Maybe not.
My friend's wife gave him the cold shoulder for weeks. He finally said, "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million. "She said "Don't be ridiculous, I don't care who left it to you." If you're single and have a lot of money, it doesn't matter whether you're male … More Your Money – My Money. Who’s Is It???