My Mom was a very special person. One of those people who are willing to sacrifice most anything for her children. The kind of Mom who was there for you no matter what. We could always talk to her and she would listen, even if she may not have the answer. She was always available. … More Faye Mabbott – A Tribute To My Mom
On hiatus while my family and I mourn the loss of my dear Mother.
I am completely fearless. It’s such a feeling of freedom! I’m just perceived as a ‘Man’s Man’, whatever that means. Wait a minute, I just heard a car in the driveway! It’s my Mother in law! I need to hide! OK, truth be told, I have many fears and they’re not always rational. That’s why … More I Fear Nothing!! I Aint No Punk!!!
Yesterday I received an invitation to the very exclusive Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte patch. Who knew? It’s underground so it’s impossible to find. I was taken there while blindfolded and left by the side of the road to find a ride home. It was well worth it all to get a fresh Pumpkin Spice Latte. … More Starbucks Drinks Don’t Grow On Trees, Ya Know!!!!
My foot was severely swollen and extremely painful. I went to my doctor. She took one look and said “gout”. I said, “That’s rude, I just got here.” There is really nothing funny about the gout. It’s incredibly painful and oftentimes requires a crutch or cane to get around. I get it from time to … More Ahhhh! I Think I Broke My Foot!!!
A friend told me that since I’m a comedy writer, he takes everything I say with a grain of salt. What the heck does that even mean? I’ve never seen him actually pop any salt in his mouth when I’ve been talking to him in the past. And why just one grain? Why not several … More A Grain Of Salt???? What Are You Even Talking About?????
I’m so tired of the the entertainment and news industry always seeming to have the need to turn ordinary shows and news articles into smut. Prime example – referring to the nominated Supreme Court Justice as SCROTUM. That’s just wron…. What? Carry on. I remember hearing the acronym ‘POTUS’ on a news program on TV. … More Fake News??? I Don’t Think So!!!