My Hands Are TIed!!!

Whenever I hear someone say “my hands are tied”, I want to throat punch them and really tie their hands behind their back. That way they won’t be tempted to lie again. Sadistic? Absolutely, but since most people think I’m already insane I’ll never have to explain myself. I hate it when people use that … More My Hands Are TIed!!!

Do What Again???

I have a tradition and today is the day! Every year on November 6, I put on my tap dance shoes and go crazy. At least that’s what the police claim after my neighbor called them to do a welfare check. Ridiculous. I’m not even on welfare. I’m always impressed by people who can really … More Do What Again???

Who Are You???

Last night a trick-or-treater came to our door and I swear she was about 72 1/2 years old. I was mad. “Trick-or-treating is for kids, lady”, I said. I really ripped her a new one. she began to cry. Just then a much younger woman came running to the door, saying “You jerk, she’s only … More Who Are You???