A valuable lesson last night. Wait to perform assigned duties. If you make the mistake of doing something without being told, looking for ‘What a great husband’ points, DON’T! It’s a trap! Not only will she ignore it, she’ll just give you another assignment! I don’t know what, why or how the female mind works. … More Get Me Out Of Here!!!!
I’m going to start a movement to protest all protests. No matter what the cause, we’ll protest. Even when we’re interviewed by the media and we’re asked why we’re against the cause, our official response will be “What cause?” It’s important to get involved! Just the feeling of an official protest seems to do the … More What Ever You’re Protesting, I Hate It!!!!
The latest trend on Instagram is women posing their feet as ‘Barbie’ feet. Crazy. As if multiple implants and starving yourself isn’t quite enough, now models want feet that resemble Barbie. I have Ken feet complete with big toe nails that look like Brazil nuts. Seriously, since Barbie’s toes point downward to accommodate her shoe … More Sexist!!!! What about Ken Feet????
They have those painting parties where groups of people pay twenty bucks and paint a picture according to instructions. I shake so bad that I was instantly taken down by Homeland Security for attempting to communicate with the enemy. Those places are fun I guess, if you have a steady hand and can paint. I … More I’m Not The Enemy, I Swear!!!!
A friend of mine rented a piano for his wife. After a few weeks I asked him how it was going. He said he talked her into playing the clarinet instead. I asked him why. “Simple”, he said. “With a wind instrument she can’t sing.” Some people can sing and some can’t. I don’t know … More That Noise Is Killing Me!!!!
Who created ‘head cheese’ and why? I realize that they try to sell everything so nothing goes to waste, but why would someone think, “Hey, I know! Let’s make really gross lunch meat out of the head and sell it?” The amazing thing is that people BUY IT! I think they just throw the word … More This Food Is Disgusting!!!
I heard a guy call a woman by the wrong name. She corrected him and he said, “Same difference.” That makes no sense to me. It’s like when my Uncle told me this joke; “What’s the difference between a duck? One leg is bigger than the other.” I have no idea what either of the … More Same Difference?? What The Heck???