Why not scratch someone else’s head if you can’t figure something out? You’ll get the same result and have some fun at the same time. I really have never seen someone scratch their head over a question when the answer eludes them. Yet I have consistently heard it said so often. “He was left scratching … More I Don’t Know The Answer So I’m Going To Scratch Your Head – My Most Popular Blog!
I saw a sign that read “Watch for falling rock.” This is a stupid sign because the only way you’re going to know that rocks are falling is when they hit your car and I’m pretty sure you’re going to be aware of it when that happens. I think that instead, the sign should read … More Watch For Falling Rock!!!
Some neighbors just can’t be trusted. Like my neighbor Dennis is very trustworthy so much so that he has my moving dolly in his garage and I have his wheelchair which I use every day in my garage. What I don’t like is when someone says, “Hey, lend me a hand. And then they never … More Hey, Give Me My Arm Back!!!
Yesterday, I saw a new psychiatrist. He asked me what conditions I have been diagnosed with. I asked him if he saw the movie ‘What about Bob’. His face turned white and he immediately told me he would be moving out of state in October. I asked him where he was going. He just smiled … More What About Bob???
There’s a place in our town called the pie pizzeria and I always order chipotle ranch sauce instead of marinara, mozzarella and smothered in bacon. I’m having a quadruple bypass today. OK, obviously I’m not having surgery today. It’s tomorrow. I’m just kidding I’m not having any kind of surgery. But if I was, it … More Best Pizza Ever!!!
Usually when someone dies, the first thing people ask is when? Not how, but when. it’s like they have to start working on their alibi. “He passed yesterday” “I’m Going to need more specific information.” Alibis are important to have just in case you become a suspect in any crime. If detectives want to talk … More When Did It Happen?
I knew the day would come when I would have to write my memoirs. My life story. Completely ridiculous crazy life. So, I am embarking on the journey. I have completed 153 pages so far. They’re all blank. I know a guy who wrote his life story and I don’t think anyone is buying it. … More My Memoirs Are Really Kind Of Stupid.