“On my honor, I wasn’t checking her out!” That’s something a lot of men could say to get out of hot water. But Bill Clinton? I don’t think so. And at the Inauguration? Not smart. Talk about poking a hornets nest. Most men have subtle ways of checking out a lady when they’re out with … More I Wasn’t Checking Her Out!!!
Ron Howard signed on to direct a film about Han Solo’s life. Harrison Ford is 74 years old! I’m not sure I want to see the Star Wars hero using a walker. I don’t know how he’s going to do it. The good news is that Clint Howard will finally have some work. If it … More Do We Really Need Another Star Wars Movie??
I was talking to my neighbor about our kids. He bragged that one had a bachelors degree in economics, another had a PHD in psychology. I asked about his third child. He said, “Oh, he’s a thief.” I asked him why he doesn’t kick him out. He said, “Are you kidding? He’s the only one … More My Kids Are Better Than Yours!!!
Yesterday a police officer told me “Most accidents happen within one mile from your house.” I said “Really? Thats amazing. I need to be more careful if there are that many right accidents so close to my house. I thought it was funny. He didn’t. It will be worth paying for the ticket just for … More It Was An Accident!!!
I got one of those Ninja coffee makers, although not for the spokesperson, Gloria from Modern Family. Seriously, I got it for Christmas and it does live up to it’s name. Ninjas don’t work in the daytime. Ugh. I clean the coffee machine fairy regularly, using white vinegar and water. It seems to work well, … More Ninjas Are Phoney!!!
Why buy a small cooked rotisserie chicken at the supermarket? This time of year you can buy a much larger chicken, season it to taste and let it slow roast on the sidewalk. Bonus! You can watch people slip on the juices afterward. Who doesn’t like a good, juicy rotisserie chicken now and again? Aside … More I’m Roasting A Chicken – On The Sidewalk!!!
Heather said I could have whatever I wanted today. After consideration, I decided that our house will now be called a compound. I’ve always wanted a compound and now I can act more strangely than ever because everyone who lives in one is expected to be bonkers. The best part of Fathers Day is being … More Every Day Is Father’s Day!!!