You’re Ugly!!!

I think it’s weird to hear ‘adding insult to injury’. Why would anyone do that? Tell someone who is clearly injured, “You’re ugly and your Mama is fat too.” That’s mean. Give them an ice cream cone. That’s sweet. This would be a clear cut case of bullying. Kicking someone when they’re down is cowardly, … More You’re Ugly!!!

Mayday! Mayday!

When a ship or a plane is in trouble, they always say, “Mayday, Mayday!”. I think that month is selfish. We already celebrate May Day. The other months should get a chance too. Why should we continue to hurt their feelings? To add insult to injury, we mock April by calling it’s first day ‘April … More Mayday! Mayday!

I Don’t Like You!!!

The perfect lines to use if you don’t want a second date, preferably right before you speed off after dropping her off; “I’ve had a great time! Unfortunately, it wasn’t with you.” I know! Very cruel and cowardly but it works as long as she doesn’t know where you live, work or your favorite hangouts … More I Don’t Like You!!!